A craquelure budded from the xanthic dahlia, blossoming obstreperously across the landscape, like a quaquaversal bouquet.
An Egg Man. In western capitalist culture, the egg is sacred, with strong ties to Christian religions, particularly Pentecostalism. Legend says that while dying on the cross, Jesus laid an egg. Three days later the egg hatched, and Christ was born again as a giant pink bunny rabbit. Bunny Jesus hopped around Jerusalem, speaking in tongues, pooping his colorful eggs, and hiding them for the faithful to find. When Jesus’s followers found the eggs, they discovered that some of them were hard boiled, some of them were chocolate, and some of them were filled with prizes. This is why we celebrate Easter. Follow this handy guide, and you too can learn the miracle of how to boil an egg! Easter Bunny Jesus, the OG fursona. Materials Required Pot Egg Water Heat Source The But-4 Step-By-Step Instructions 1.) Find the pot. It’s probably in the sink along with all the other dirty dishes. Somebody needs to do the dishes. Be sure to cuss out whichever housemate made this mess. Tell them it’s getting ...
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